Music Days
Since COVID came along we’re no longer able to have the visiting entertainers that would come and visit regularly, hopefully that will change in the future, in the mean time we have to rely on ourselves, fortunately we ,family and friends of Roseneath come to the fore, the Lee family donated a beautiful organ, and lucky for us we have a couple of residents that can play, so we can still enjoy music and sing-a-longs.
Best Corny Dad Jokes
- “I’m afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.”
- “My wife said I should do lunges to stay in That would be a big step forward.”
- “Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?” “In case they get a hole in one!”
- “Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.”
- “What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?” “They’re both Paris sites.”
- “What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?” “Sofishticated.”
- “How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?” “You follow the fresh prints.”
- “If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?” “Pilgrims.”
- “I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.”
